- The boobs. They are huge. This is so bizarre.
- Pregnant women don't wear maternity pants because they are too big for normal clothes: it's because regular pants HURT LIKE THE DICKENS.
- Along the same lines: whoever said Braxton Hicks are painless LIED. It's like all the menstrual cramps you haven't had for five months are catching up. And I know real contractions are much MUCH worse. Why do I think I can do a natural birth? I'm crazy.
- The tiredness of the first trimester, while ridiculous, does go away. But I still get tired much faster than I used to. Makes me glad my wedding season was short this year...
- Heartburn is WEIRD. I'd never had it before in my entire life, so I wasn't even sure what I was feeling.
- On a happier note: little baby kicks are pretty awesome. I think they feel like bubbles bursting in my tummy.
That's it. Be warned, girls.