the devil wore *almost* prada

So I don't own any actual prada, and I had to wear this to work, so if I DID have some, it probably wouldn't be getting splattered with coffee and whipped cream. I compromised with lots of black.
Please excuse the picture; I look strangely grumpy. (I'm not really--I just don't like the fact that cool weather has finally arrived.)
vintage dress: thrifted
belt: borrowed from sister (she got it at Target)
boots: aldo
horns: target
I did not wear the tail that came with the horns; it looked like a large, red-sequined, sparkling...male member. No way was that hanging off my bum all day!