1. My boss was throwing an empty milk jug backwards over his shoulder toward the trash can, and it hit me square in the head. No, I wasn't hurt. Instead, I laughed very very hard.
2. Today I met an adorable child named Cooper with GIANT DIMPLES.
3. I also met someone whose favorite animal is the manatee.
4. My brother in law is taking me to a driving range on Saturday and I can attempt this golf thing. WHAT??? Awesomesauce, I say.
That is all. Carry on.