three, no, four awesome things that happened today

That I had to share.

1. My boss was throwing an empty milk jug backwards over his shoulder toward the trash can, and it hit me square in the head. No, I wasn't hurt. Instead, I laughed very very hard.

2. Today I met an adorable child named Cooper with GIANT DIMPLES.

3. I also met someone whose favorite animal is the manatee.

4. My brother in law is taking me to a driving range on Saturday and I can attempt this golf thing. WHAT??? Awesomesauce, I say.

That is all. Carry on.