you already know I have a thing for heels
But apparently I've expanded that obsession to include chunky, tall, buckly, oddly orthepedic-looking shoes. (Steve Madden is having a sale.) But seriously, I've decided that I neeeeed a pair of "so chunky/bizarre/almost ugly that they're cool" shoes, if only so people will wonder wtf is on my feel. Don't you agree?
Best worn with ribbed tights, a full floral skirt, and a granny cardigan. $39.99
I'm thinking skinny pants, men's plaid flannel shirt, slouchy beret? $39.99
High-waisted pencil skirt, orange tights, fitted cardi, neck bow. $49.99
Long, flowing, ethnic-print maxidress and a fitted velvet blazer. $69.99
Wide-leg black trousers, black and white striped shirt, beret, red lipstick. $49.99
There are a few non-sale pairs I wouldn't mind acquiring, but probably won't. Like these and these. Oh, and these. However, if you know what's good for your retinas, don't check out their bridal shoes. They seem to be undecided in their theme; either "stripper wedding" or "mid-nineties redux." Neither of which should be on your feet for the big day.
Best worn with ribbed tights, a full floral skirt, and a granny cardigan. $39.99
I'm thinking skinny pants, men's plaid flannel shirt, slouchy beret? $39.99
High-waisted pencil skirt, orange tights, fitted cardi, neck bow. $49.99
Long, flowing, ethnic-print maxidress and a fitted velvet blazer. $69.99
Wide-leg black trousers, black and white striped shirt, beret, red lipstick. $49.99There are a few non-sale pairs I wouldn't mind acquiring, but probably won't. Like these and these. Oh, and these. However, if you know what's good for your retinas, don't check out their bridal shoes. They seem to be undecided in their theme; either "stripper wedding" or "mid-nineties redux." Neither of which should be on your feet for the big day.
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